(Source: fingersuckingbride)



amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god

(Source: natama-men)


Via Pepperland Dreams

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

image

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: marvelcolm)

Via #plastics

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful


Via SuperSodaPop


(Source: deanpendragon)


fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

it honestly scares me that people are against feminism because they are afraid its actually “females dominating”

Via Pepperland Dreams

twentyonedreamers:

do you ever just think about the fact that we found something in twenty one pilots and they found something in us, like think about how scary it is to put music out there that is so emotional and sad and they found people that connect to it, that feel the same things and how relieving that must be, to know that you’re not the only one with these thoughts and feelings

Via Our Brains are sick but that's okay

Thought I was finally used to getting infusions and injections but nope. My body decides to give out and make me feel like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit



shewalkedinbeauty:

This will be remembered for years. Iconic.

(Source: rihenna)


Via Live life with passion


imsirius:

I’m so proud of my T.V. husband. From the moment I met him, I knew he was going to be, like, the next Brad Pitt. He’s so handsome, so kind, and such a talented actor. There’s just nowhere for him to go except straight to the top. I’m only shocked that it hasn’t happened already. I’m just so excited for the world to see him if they haven’t already. Because he’s brilliant and I love him and now he has rock-hard abs. Which is just a bonus.
It seems like the Internet has a big crush on Chris … do you feel like it is encroaching on your territory at all?
I have major jealousy [issues] but we start shooting Parks and Recreation next week so I am glad to have him all to myself because if anyone tries to get with him, I will destroy them

― Aubrey Plaza on Chris Pratt x


Via I'd Shoot the Sunshine into My Veins

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